Chapter 1: The Shinobi Kid
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Shouto Todoroki was just extremely horny and this naturally embarrassed the shit out of his own ass....
Shouto got a True Dud Quirk Awakening during The USJ Shitstorm thing that happened a week ago now....
Of course, Shouto's hair became a solid light pink like cherry blossoms, his eyes became a blue-grey color instead of the heterochromic shit, and most importantly he lost his hideous face scar of his childhood permanently.....
In this True Dud Quirk Awakening, Shouto's Quirk became A OMEGA PROGENITOR QUIRK of multiple Quirk Type Classifications permanently......
Of course Shouto gained more Progenitor Quirk Welder Kid Shit then just "NARUTO SHIT" in his life like The Tri-Elemental/Fart Generation/Trash Consumption/Cryptid Agility/Cryptid Durability/Cryptid Speedster/Cryptid Strength Enhancing/Cryptid Intelligence Enhancing/Cryptid Ommi Body Sensory Enhancing/Beast-Like Foraging/Beast-Like Hunter/Beast-Like Scavenging/True Dog Shapeshifting/True Raccoon Shapeshifting/Soap Generation/Water Purifier Quirk bullshit.......
Not to mention all the other extraneous bullshit tacked onto Shouto's Quirk that already existed in the human genome of Quirks nowadays....
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Shouto Todoroki was just extremely horny as hell and even though he created The Nine Bijuu or The Nine Tailed Beasts as his biological dickspit though non-sexual means that's not Elder Humanity like him but had The Equal Born Sapientence of Humanity, he was practically incapacitated by his own horny itchiness and insatiable urgency to impregnate the teenage female population ever since he got his Goddamn True Dud Quirk Awakening in his Quirk that he didn't know what to name now......
Shouto looked at his list of "Naruto Quirks" he wrote down in a notebook in his room at home late at night.....
1. TRUE DOCTOR QUIRKS
2. TRUE SHINOBI QUIRKS
3. TRUE NINJA ANIMAL QUIRKS
4. BIJU QUIRKS
5. SHINOBI WEAPON MASTERY QUIRKS
6. SHINOBI TOOL MASTERY QUIRKS
7. JUTSU CREATION QUIRKS
8. PRESET JUTSU MASTERY QUIRKS
9. PRESET SHINOBI BLOOD CLAN QUIRKS
10. CUSTOM SHINOBI BLOOD CLAN CREATION QUIRKS
11. CHAKRA USE QUIRKS
12. CHAKRA SENSORY QUIRKS
13. CHAKRA BESTOWING QUIRKS
14. CHAKRA ABSORPTION QUIRKS
15. CHAKRA ANIMAL CREATION QUIRKS
16. BIJU JUTSU MASTERY QUIRKS
17. BIJU JUTSU CREATION QUIRKS
18. TRUE PRESET BIJU SHAPESHIFTING QUIRKS
19. TRUE CUSTOM BIJU SHAPESHIFTING QUIRKS
20. CUSTOM BIJU CREATION QUIRKS
21. PRESET BIJU CREATION QUIRKS
22. CUSTOM SHINOBI BLOOD CLAN JUTSU CREATION QUIRKS
23. PRESET SHINOBI BLOOD CLAN JUTSU MASTERY QUIRKS
24. SHINOBI BODY ENHANCEMENT QUIRKS
25. SHINOBI MIND ENHANCEMENT QUIRKS
26. SHINOBI ENCHANTMENT QUIRKS
27. SHINOBI BLESSING QUIRKS
28. SHINOBI CURSE QUIRKS
29. BIJU BODY ENHANCEMENT QUIRKS
30. BIJU MIND ENHANCEMENT QUIRKS
31. BIJU ENCHANTMENT QUIRKS
32. BIJU BLESSING QUIRKS
33. BIJU CURSE QUIRKS
34. FORCED TRUE BIJU TRANSFIGURING QUIRKS
35. SHINOBI WEAPON CREATION QUIRKS
36. SHINOBI TOOL CREATION QUIRKS
37. BIJU BEFRIENDING QUIRKS
38. BIJU CHAKRA USE QUIRKS
39. BIJU CHAKRA SENSORY QUIRKS
40. BIJU CHAKRA ABSORPTION QUIRKS
Shouto was whining about his achy and itchy dick that was throbbing with the powerful desire to sleep with every consenting teenage girl on Earth.......
Even though Shouto used the powers he pulled out of his ass to make The Bijuu Lands or The Land called Azure, before he concealed his Nine Bijuu Kids and their homeland with a powerful Shinobi Jutsu Quirk thing, he wasn't confident with Fate Itself showing mercy on his ass or his seemly monstrous kiddos......
Annoyingly, Shouto's Father knocked on Shouto's bedroom door and asked if Shouto was alright...
Shouto just belted out a long string of cuss words and told his dipshit father to leave him alone....
Thankfully, Shouto's Father walked away......
Shouto just tried to sleep as well as possible even though he was too hormonal to think much....
Chapter 2: Everyone Else: Awkward Analysis of Shouto Todoroki
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7AM......
ON AUGUST 7TH......
Shouto Todoroki was just hanging out with a extreme perma-boner that he was trying desperately to shoo away but, everyone in Shouto's class and even his teachers, were just having these faces of pity or shame whenever they saw Shouto just "PENT UP" for lack of a better word even though Shouto was trying desperately to function like a normal Pro Heroic Kid mind ya......
Ashido awkwardly walked over to Shouto and asked in the most slow and cautious tone of voice to Shouto......
"HEY TODOROKI-KUN, DO YOU NEED TO SHAKE YOURSELF OFF FOR A LITTLE BIT REGARDING YOUR 'JUNK' YA KNOW?"......
Shouto was sweating in extreme awkwardness and mental restraint as he spoke with the most flat, deadpan, and monotoned way he could manage even though his entire body screamed to be too flirty towards his own female classmate here......
"OH I'M PERFECTLY FINE ASHIDO......I CAN MANAGE HERE, I'M GOOD, GREAT EVEN......DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME"........
Ashido and everyone in Shouto's class was wincing in a bizarre sympathetic pain for some reason........
-------------------------------------Shouta POV-----------------------
"OKAY, WE HAVE TO CLEAR THE AIR, WE ARE THE MORAI SISTERS THAT GOT SANE FROM PERMANENT QUIRK MADNESSES DUE TO HOW DESTINY DESTROYING THIS BEAUTIFULLY AND EXTREMELY POWERFUL TRUE DUD QUIRK AWAKENING WITHIN SHOUTO TODOROKI HAPPENED DUE TO THE USJ SHITSTORM......WE COULDN'T HELP BUT EAVESDROP ON THIS CLASS AND SEE WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON WITH SHOUTO TODOROKI'S CRAP AND WHAT WE SHOWN ON GLOBAL TELEVISION VIA OUR OWN TELEPATH POWERS WAS A VERY POWERFUL OCEANIC KIDDO THAT HAD SO MUCH OMEGA PROGENITOR QUIRK TYPE CLASSIFICATIONS, MULTIPLE STANDARD PROGENITOR QUIRK SHIT, AND A FUCKTON OF EXTRANEOUS SHIT AS A PAGAN FOLKTALE QUIRK WELDER BOY NOWADAYS......JUST BOTTLING UP HIS NOW HEALTHY HORNY STUFF AND UNINTENTIONALLY HURTING HIMSELF......PLEASE GIVE SHOUTO TODOROKI A VACATION BEFORE THE SPORTS FESTIVAL STARTED.....LIKE SHOUTO TODOROKI HAD TO BE IN THE SPORTS FESTIVAL IN FATE ORGANICALLY BUT, OBVIOUSLY 'THIS' WOULD CAUSE PROBLEMS IF SHOUTO TODOROKI DIDN'T DUST HIMSELF OFF AND HAVE SOME SECRET LOVE CHILDREN BEFORE THE SPORTS FESTIVAL".....
YEAH.......
AWKWARD BUT, VALID REACTION MORAI SISTERS.....
THE FACT THAT THE TRUE DUD QUIRK AWAKENING OF SHOUTO TODOROKI WAS "THIS POWERFUL" MEANT THAT HE WAS ALWAYS INSTINCTIVELY "THIS BAD" REGARDING SEX AND LOVE DUE TO BEING THE MOST VARIABLE OMEGA PROGENITOR QUIRK WELDER KID IN QUIRKED HISTORY THUS FAR.....
HOW THE FUCK DID THIS KID "STAY DEADPAN" WITH "SICKLY PERMA-BONER" EVER SINCE HE TURNED 12 YEARS OLD AND UNLOCKED HIS "BE FERTILE INSTINCTS AND NATURES" BEFORE HIS TRUE DUD QUIRK AWAKENING??????
SHOUTA AIZAWA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY THE MORAI SISTERS WHILE NODDING IN AWKWARD AGREEMENT.......
Shouta Aizawa AKA Eraserhead just sighed before he told Shouto Todoroki "GO COOL OFF SHOUTO TODOROKI", which made this teenage boy sigh in a very unintentional orgasmic way, and he warped away like the world's most horny teenage dishrag......
------------------------------------Shouto POV-------------------------
---------1 Week Later----------------------
2AM......
ON AUGUST 14TH......
Shouto Todoroki was just bouncing around the world, sleeping with every consenting teenage girl that was sexy for him that he could find, and after several days of fun, Shouto was trying to calm himself down.....
Of course this immediately flushed in the drain whenever Shouto saw this absolutely gorgeous and sexy teenage girl that was so fat but in a oddly healthy way and was 9 feet tall or so......
Shouto snatched up this cutie pie right in front of this very annoyed teenage boy that probably had good reason to be irritated, and was about to warp away but this girl politely told Shouto that she had a boyfriend......
Shouto awkwardly apologized, warped away before he did anything fucked up, and he slipped in a Nashibira City Apartment that had a teenage girl inside, cuddled up next to this girl's body as she was blushing in scandalized embarrassment, got this chubby and soft girl naked, fucked her after he got the okay to do so, and then warped away to his own room at his childhood home.......
Shouto just wordlessly flopped on his bed and his passed out due to extreme exhaustion the moment he hit the sack.......
------------------------------------Enji POV-------------------------
"PHEW, THE SHINOBI FINALLY GOT FULL".......
THANK GOD......
HOWEVER UH.....
SHOUTO.....
DO YOU NEED TO CHAT ABOUT "FOODIE STUFF" TO ENJI??????
THAT'S A LOT OF FOOD-FUELED QUIRK WELDER GIRLS YOU FOUND LOVELY SHOUTO........
LIKE UH, YOU DEFINITELY GOT "THE FOODIE BELLY FUR" DUE TO YOUR REPEATED SPICY MISCHIEF TOWARDS FOOD-FUELED QUIRK WELDER GIRLS THAT PRODUCED HUMAN BABIES SHOUTO.......
ALSO SHOUTO, YOU GOTTA LEARN SOME MANNERS TOWARDS GIRLS IF THERE'S NUMEROUS COMPLAINTS OF SLIGHTLY ANNOYED AND GRUMPY PARENTS OF TEENAGE GIRLS BECAUSE YOU UNINTENTIONALLY "STEPPED ON TOES" BY MUCKING UP A BUNCH OF HEALTHY TEENAGE MARRIAGES BY TAKING A LOYAL GIRL'S VIRGINITY WHILE DISGUISED AS THE KIDDO THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE HUSBAND TO THE GIRL IN QUESTION SHOUTO.......
THANKFULLY THE MORAI SISTERS REVERSED THE LOYALTY BOND OF ALL OF THESE TEENAGE GIRLS TOWARDS YOUR DICK SHOUTO.....
APPARENTLY YOUR TRUE DUD QUIRK AWAKENING ACTUALLY MADE YOUR ACTUAL "BIOLOGICAL SOULMATE" GAIN A TRUE DUD QUIRK AWAKENING TOO SHOUTO AND SHE WAS USING THIS BIZARRE "ARTIFICIAL INSEMINATION ENCHANTMENT ABILITY" TOWARDS A FUCKTON OF TEENAGE BOYS TO MAKE A FUCKTON OF M-PREG CRAP THAT WOULD NEVER OCCUR WITHOUT QUIRK SHIT........
THIS MYSTERY GIRL WAS SAVING HERSELF FOR "YOU" AND APPARENTLY THIS GIRL'S STUFF WOULD FILL YOU UP PRETTY FAST IN COMPARISON TO MOST GIRLS SHOUTO........
OF COURSE THIS GIRL IS GOING TO POP IN THAT ESTATE THAT ENJI BOUGHT TO GIVE YOU "PRIVACY" WITH THIS GIRL SHOUTO......
ENJI TODOROKI'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY THE MORAI SISTERS WHILE GIGGLING IN JOY.......
-----------------------------------Shouto POV-------------------------
--------7 Hours Later----------------------
9AM......
Shouto Todoroki woke up in a much bigger and better bedroom and laying down in bed beside him, was a sky blue haired girl with grey-green eyes elf-like ears and the most beautiful red stripe or something similar on the bridge of her nose and cheeks, just naked and being so frisky in her vibe......
Immediately Shouto stuffed his monstrously horny dick in this girl's pussy and strangely enough, his dick became very sluggish and gentle like he was slipping into a very powerfully filling sex thing that stuffed him pretty good.......
Shouto just so sleepy and tender with this girl beside him as he stopped the friskiness and for the first time since he got his True Dud Quirk Awakening, Shouto felt like he could think beyond his dick.......
The Girl introduced herself as KUMO TSUKIHIKARI and she gently petted Shouto's pink hair and asked if she was able to get Shouto fully sated in his dick......
Shouto just amazed by the bizarre oddity of Kumo's stomach that swollen up supernaturally fast and she abruptly gave birth to a newborn baby boy that quickly became a 10 year old kid in everything but CHRONOLOGICALLY, a boy that had sky blue hair with two pink stripes on the sides of his head, Blue-Green Eyes, and two small turquoise blue face markings underneath his eyes that resembled the letter "v" and this random kid warped away after Shouto named this bizarre kid "Yoichi".......
After Kumo got cleaned up, she told Shouto in a very playful and happy way that probably sounded monotone and flat to most people but, it wasn't to Shouto's strange soul......
"I KNOW ABOUT THOSE NINE CUTE LITTLE TAMASHI BABIES YOU MADE VIA. A NON-SEXUAL MANNER LIKE HOW MOST BRAIN CHILDREN ARE MADE SHOUTO.....YOU ARE A GOOD PERSON SHOUTO, IF YOU CREATED A ENTIRE CONTINENT FOR THOSE KIDDOS.....SHUKAKU, MATATABI, SOKKA, AANG, TOPH, AZULA, CHOMEI, GUUYKI, KURAMA"......
Shouto awkwardly and flatly told Kumo that he had to go to school today.....
Shouto got ready for school.......
-------------3 Hours Later----------------------
12PM.....
Shouto Todoroki was eating lunch at the cafeteria at school with his classmates.......
Mashirao awkwardly asked if Shouto was "GOOD"......
Shouto just wordlessly nodded before continuing to eat.......
Mashirao awkwardly pointed to Shouto's Hot Soba bowl asked Shouto "HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN SUPPRESSING THE URGE TO EAT THAT INSTINCTIVELY TODOROKI-KUN?".....
Shouto just looked at his food and saw to a muted horror that he was eating his shit like a goddamn feral toddler or whatever......
Shouto awkwardly told everybody.....
"I BEEN HAVING A ROUGH GO OF IT"....
*AWKWARD VIBES INTENSIFYING FROM THOSE THREE OLD LADIES CALLED THE MORAI SISTERS IN THE GLOBAL CONSCIOUSNESS*.......
------------------------------------Rei POV-------------------------
"UNDERSELLING THE VIBE AREN'T YA SHOUTO TODOROKI?".......
AT LEAST THIS CRAP GOT REI FUKUSHU LUCID AND LEGALLY SANE NOWADAYS.......
IT'S DEFINITELY WHOLESOME FOR "NARUTO BOI" TO BE THE SOULMATE OF "INUYASHA GIRL".......
IT'S AWKWARD AS HELL BUT, CAN YOU THREE MORAI SISTERS INVOKE TRUE DUD QUIRK AWAKENINGS FOR THE REST OF REI'S KIDDOS......
REI'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY THE MORAI SISTERS WHILE NODDING IN AGREEMENT........
Rei Fukushu was sipping coffee......
Chapter 3: The Nine Bijuu
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9PM......
ON AUGUST 14TH......
Shouto Todoroki was actually in "The Shinobi Todoroki Estate" which was literally just SHOUTO'S OWN HOUSE in Mufufasa City as he was confused by how he ended up in this scenario as a 15 year old kid.......
Shouto was kinda nervous about being near Kumo or any kiddo of his since he was worried about turning into his own Father in terms of bullshit......
AZURE.......
THE BIJUU LANDS......
SHOUTO CREATED THAT MASSIVE LANDSCAPE FOR HIS NINE BIJUU KIDDOS.......
EVEN THOUGH SHOUTO PUT CONCEALMENT SHINOBI JUTSU SHIT OVER THAT ENTIRE CONTINENT, HE WASN'T CONFIDENT IN HAVING THOSE THINGS HIDDEN FOR LONG........
TAMASHI FIGURES AREN'T LIKE ELDER HUMANITY BUT THEY HAVE A BORN SAPIENTENCE TO THEIR TRUE NATURE REGARDLESS OF QUIRK OR NOT....
SHOUTO IS MOST WORRIED ABOUT THE JADED AND GRUMPY CRAP FROM SHUKAKU, THE IMMORTAL PAGAN FOLKTALE QUIRK HOLDING TAMASHITANUKI KID.......
SHUKAKU HATED ELDER HUMANITY EXCEPT FOR SHOUTO PERSONALLY........
SHUKAKU ISN'T A MONTH OLD AND ALREADY HE'S TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO DESTROY AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE EVEN THOUGH HE DIDN'T ENCOUNTER A ELDER HUMAN BEYOND SHOUTO YET........
SHUKAKU DID HAVE A TERRIFYINGLY COLD AND CLINICAL LOGIC HERE THAT WAS BONE-CHILLINGLY SANE.......
"HUMANITY, I SENSE THEIR CRUEL DARKNESS BEYOND MY DESERTS AND WAY BEYOND AZURE....SO MUCH REVOLTING FILTH THAT WAS THE HUMAN TRICKERY OF MANIPULATING SICK OR OBLIVIOUS PEOPLE INTO BEING PAWNS FOR ARCHVILLAINY CONSPIRACIES TO CONQUER THE WORLD BY TURNING THEIR OWN KIND INTO LIVESTOCK JUST BECAUSE THEY WERE NERUODIVERGENT OR SOMETHING........THIS HAS BEEN CLEARLY HAPPENING FOR CENTURIES BEFORE MY BIRTH......BURY ALL OF EM', TEAR EM' DOWN, START OVER I SAY!"........
SHOUTO'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY SHUKAKU IN THE MOST ANNOYED AND ANGRY WAY.........
------------------------------------Fuyumi POV-------------------------
"I TAKE GREAT UMBRAGE IN SUCH HIDEOUS BULLSHIT FROM HUMANS AS A WHOLE, BECAUSE I 'KNOW THE ROOT REASON' WHY MY GRANDFATHER EVEN FUCKING STUMBLED INTO THAT ICY TRAP TO SOLVE A PSYCHOSOMATIC OVERHEATING DRAWBACK ISSUE!!!!! I KNOW MORE ABOUT MY GRANDFATHER THEN EVEN MY GRANDFATHER HIMSELF CONSCIOUSLY REALIZED!!!! HOW DARE YOU TURN A SEVERELY TRAUMATIZED AND CONFUSED AUTISTIC MAN INTO LIVESTOCK TO BE YOUR WEAPON OF VIOLENCE TOWARDS YOUR OWN FELLOW HUMANITY EH??!!!!! HOW DARE YOU ENDANGER YOUR OWN DAUGHTER, SISTER, AND AUNTIE INTO A TOXIC QUIRK MARRIAGE UNION THAT COULD HAVE POSSIBLY MURDERED HER BY GIVING HER ICY GRACE TO A FIERY MAN LIKE THAT EH??!!!! THIS WAS YOUR FUCKING FAMILY RIGHT??!!!! HOW DARE YOU TREAT MY GRANDMOTHER THIS WAY!!!!!! YOUR FAMILY SHITSTORM ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE TREATED AS GODDAMN MINDLESS SUPERWEAPONS OR PAWNS IN YOUR SICK AND DEMENTED GAMES!!!!! I AM THE FIRSTBORN OF ALL BIJUU, I AM THE FIRST OF ALL OF EM' YA KNOW, I MAY NOT HAVE MULTIPLE TAILS LIKE MY YOUNGER SIBLINGS BUT I MAKE UP FOR THIS PRECONCEIVED WEAKNESS IN OTHER WAYS!!!!!! I KNOW THAT HUMANS CAN AND WILL TRY TO WEAPONIZE MY BIJUU SIBLINGS AND MYSELF OVER TIME AND I WILL DEFEND MYSELF WITH VIOLENCE IF NECESSARY!!!! ESPECIALLY AGAINST ARCHVILLAINY CONSPIRACIES LIKE WHAT THE FUCK THOSE DAIMO WEB OF DARKNESS DIPSHITS ARE PLOTTING!".........
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Fuyumi Todoroki was just awestruck in the worst ways whenever she heard this ferocious and terrifying Tamashitanuki Nephew of her's, vent his wrathful anger towards everyone on Earth.........
DAIMO WEB OF DARKNESS??????
Fuyumi felt her heart racing and she heard a stern whisper of a single phrase in her brain that made zero sense for her awareness.......
"SOUL EATER"......
Fuyumi Todoroki then got extremely dizzy and fucking passed out on the couch.......