17 Works in Asexual SpongeBob SquarePants
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“What if being a fry cook really isn’t enough. What if I wanna do more with my life?”, SpongeBob sighed.
“That’s nonsense! To be a fry cook, it’s what you’re meant to be! Now cook more patties, it’ll make ya feel like yourself!”, Mr Krabs insisted.
“Okay…”, SpongeBob walked off
Little did any of them know, Squidward had been bored, and he had seen how SpongeBob was called into Mr Krabs’s office. Naturally, he was curious, so he had been listening.
“I’ve never seen SpongeBob like this…”, Squidward shook his head, but then, he smirked. “I could have a little fun with this…”
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After letting profits slip one day, making less than the day before, Eugene Krabs calls SpongeBob SquarePants into his office. What starts with demanding an explanation devolves Bob's life into a downward spiral rife with use, abuse and violence, all in the name of money. Isn't there anyone who can help the tortured fry cook?
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Midnight at Mussel Beach by magenta_chartreuse
Fandoms: SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon), Hamilton - Miranda
08 Aug 2025
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Mrs. Puff is struggling. Her relationship with Eugene is over not long after it started, she's a widow, she dissatisfied with her career. Then she meets John Laurens, a brilliant man who's trying to start the first eel battalion in Bikini Bottom despite himself being from land. Though Mrs. Puff doesn't fancy battle men--on thing she despised about Eugene is his unwillingness to go to therapy amidst his Vietnam PTSD.
Puff and John fall deeply in love, but John is keeping things from her.
Along Mrs. Puff's failure-filled, ever-continuing romance journey, she's accompanied by a friend: Deianeira. The octopus from Tentacle Acres whose seen Atlantis and dreams of lighting up the New Kelp City theatre district who also happens to be Squidward's cousin.
While only twenty-eight compared to Mrs. Puff middle-aged status, they form a wonderful friendship and navigate further the highs and lows of life and love, thought lenses young and old. Both searching for one thing: love. -
Dimensional Haunts by JadzPackett
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius, Fairly OddParents, SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon), Nicktoons (Video Games), My Little Pony Generation 4: Friendship Is Magic (Cartoon 2010), My Little Pony Generation 4: Equestria Girls (Cartoon 2013)
05 Aug 2025
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A story based on a nonsensical fever dream I had about Vlad Plasmius coming back and turning different cartoon dimensions into adjacent Ghost Zones to rule.
Character designs for Danny, Jimmy, Timmy, and human Spongebob, as well as some elements of the story are based on IG/izbubbles interpretation. This has no association with izbubbles, their characters were just the main focus in my dream and I love their designs.
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- Language:
- 中文-普通话 國語
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- 2,273
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- 1/5
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- 1
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- 93
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Bubble Dreams by scaryfangirl2001
Fandoms: SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon), Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
10 Oct 2024
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An Enterprise shuttlecraft crashes into Bikini Bottom after tribbles get loose
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Day 10 of Trektober
Prompts: Herding Cats, Shuttlecraft, Blow JobSeries
- Part 10 of Trektober 2024
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slomanggoflobibo went and haved accidents an he died and he a sex
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- English
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- 31
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 6
- Hits:
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All at The End of Time. by Madoka_Magica
Fandoms: The SpongeBob Musical - Various/Anthony & Coulton/Jarrow
01 Mar 2024
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An Earthquake hits Bikini Bottom, lit months after the Volcano. Will everyone make it out okay? thats a really good question
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Spongebob has no one else to turn to, so he tells Squidward about his bad nightmares.
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Opening Closets and Pride by CrystalMarbles
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius, Fairly OddParents, SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon), Nicktoons (Video Games)
13 Jun 2023
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A collection of stories where characters find out they're trans or gay, or cute stories of couples.
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Under the Weather by 3WW
Fandoms: Nicktoons (Video Games), Danny Phantom, The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius, SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon), Fairly OddParents
13 Feb 2023
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“Y…You’ve gotta help him. We thought that Danny could be able to but if he can’t get here in time then - “
“What’s wrong with him?” Sam asked as Tucker made his way to the couch. SpongeBob stayed at Sam’s side, tentatively watching the interaction unfold.
“I-I’m not sure. We were hanging out and decided to go to SpongeBob’s dimension but s-something went wrong with his portal machine thing and…”
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Or: Timmy stumbles into Danny's apartment with an injured Jimmy and Danny has to use his ghost powers to heal him.
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Maybe he was being overly dramatic, but it was unexpected. Squidward really hadn't expected for Gary to be so angry as to bite him. Nor had Squidward expected to feel more pain. It felt like his entire body was on fire. And then... He knew no more. When he came to, he... was different. He didn't know how, but he'd changed. He had no more other thoughts other than to eat the snail version of Patrick. Wait... SpongeBob and Patrick changed into snails too?! How? When? Why?
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This will be fun? Won't it? by spongebobenj0yer
Fandoms: SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon)
17 Jul 2022
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Spongebob is 19 year old collage student, who gets a part time job at the small business the Krusty Krab.
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SpongeBob is sad because he lost his favorite jellyfishing net yet again. Work passes by slowly and painfully. Squidward decides to try and do something nice for the little guy.
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- Part 1 of 100 Fandoms Challenge
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Spongebob x Squidward Sincere Crack Fic by CallMeSimp
Fandoms: SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon)
22 Dec 2021
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**Title is a work in progress**
I just really wanted to write some sincere crack and I choose Sponge Bob and Squidward for it.
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"Pfft," Squid lies awake in bed later that night. "Don't be ridiculous, theres no way--" He shoots up and digs around for his clarinet, late time be damned. He pushes through a few minutes of nails against chalkboard but he doesn't seem to improve. "I'm just psyching myself out, yeah that's it, if I think about it too hard then of course I'll sound bad!" Sweat trickles down his face as he tries again and again.
It's nearly 5am when he finally gives up and looks at himself in the mirror. "Why are you still thinking about him." He seethes in frustration at himself.
He collapses back into bed and manages to catch two hours of not quite blissful sleep.
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Carefully Crafted Triple Negatives by Legs (InsanityRule)
Fandoms: The SpongeBob Musical - Various/Anthony & Coulton/Jarrow
31 Jul 2020
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"So, whaddya say? Can you help me?"
"Sponge," Squidward pushes himself up into a proper seated position, and then rests his back against the headboard, "stop beating around the kelp patch. What do you want?"
SpongeBob falters, mouth opening confidently, then closing meekly as he shrinks in on himself. "I don't want to be alone."
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In which one night becomes many, and Squidward accidentally finds himself settling.