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The Bed Chamber of Secrets by madameindemnity, maple_unicorn, swift_knight
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Oct 2025
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Narcissa Malfoy hosts another fabulous Halloween party, and with the Golden Girl in attendance, Draco is pulling out all the stops to get her to notice him. Attempting to lead Hermione through the Manor halls, Draco quickly discovers that the house has more in store for the pair as they find themselves trapped in what seems to be a never-ending maze of persuasion that all lead to his bedchambers.
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Fuck or Die: Sentient Malfoy Manor Edition
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Draco’s search for the last Death Eater leads him to seek help in Hermione Granger. As they hunt to discover an unknown treasure, they will discover things about themselves along the way. But have their fates already been set?
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Of Granger, Malfoy and Nott: Tomb Raiding for Dummies by LyraMBlack
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Sep 2025
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Step One: Don’t touch anything cursed.
Step Two: Ignore Theo when he says, “It’ll be fine.”
Step Three: Try not to hex your partner, even if he’s Draco Malfoy.When a supposedly “inactive” tomb starts leaking ancient magic, the Department of Artefact Retrieval sends its best cursebreaker, Hermione Granger accompanied, as always, by her (questionably) helpful and chaotic partner: Theo Nott.
Unfortunately, they also send Draco Malfoy.
Follow the three dummies into a cursed mess involving magical plagues, crumbling tombs, undead guardians and far too many near-death experiences.What could possibly go wrong?
(Everything. The answer is everything.)Starring:
Theo: having the time of his life.
Draco: annoying the golden girl is his favourite form of foreplay.
Hermione: just trying to survive the mission… and Malfoy. -
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She was the brightest witch of her age, until she vanished.
Five years ago, Hermione Granger disappeared without a trace, walking away from her friends, her career, and the life she knew. Hidden in the place she once fled, she’s built a fragile sanctuary, but her wounds run deep, and trauma never sleeps.
When she crosses paths with the most unexpected person from her past, everything shifts. Sparks fly, tension crackles in the air, and as feathers drift like whispers of hope, Hermione stands at the brink of something she never imagined. She must choose between staying hidden… or stepping back into a world transformed without her.
Set in the years after the war, this is a story of survival and healing, of broken bonds and unexpected alliances, and of found family kindled in firelight. After the smoke clears, which embers will endure?
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When Pansy Parkinson converts the Room of Requirement into a secret Slytherin nightclub, Draco believes it to be a safe space, where he can unwind from the hostilities of the other students, his guilt, and the irritating presence of Ginny Weasley. But Ginny and her infamous collection of Hogwarts house ties haunt him, regardless of where he is.
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Chasing the Chaser by ParksandFiction for Alexandria_Malfoy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Aug 2025
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Draco Malfoy will never accept anything less than the best for his son. When he bribes his way to the top of the waitlist for the best private quidditch coach in England, he is shocked to find himself face to face with Ginny Weasley.
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Scorpius Malfoy's two favorite things in the entire world are his father and flying, in that order. After a rocky start with his quidditch coach, he finds the one thing aside from him and flying that makes his dad smile. All he needs is a little bit of assistance from his friends and one of his favorite grown-ups and everyone will be happy again.
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“What if I don’t want Ginny?” she asked. “What if I want you?”
Draco looked away. She used the opportunity to take in the rest of him — his tense shoulders, his clenched jaw, his unbuttoned shirt and the hint of skin beneath the fabric. Skin she’s kissed and touched.
“Draco,” she said, just loud enough for him to hear. She wanted him to look at her again, and he did. He looked like he was in pain.
“You don’t want me, Granger. You made that clear.”
- or, a drunken Hermione gets a nosebleed, and her ex-boyfriend is the first person who comes to her rescue
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Hermione is back in the UK for Pansy and Ron’s wedding. Her job as a bridesmaid is to maintain the peace and ensure the plan runs smoothly.
Her problem? Charlie Weasley. -
Cover for Twenty’s Plenty by orolin by Strangemagpie
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Jul 2025
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- Part 288 of FIC COVERS
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- English
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Draco does only ever as he wants, and especially when it's a test.
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Ministry Relations and Summer Vacations by dramionelover1997, Ninjawurp
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Jul 2025
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Meddling friends send two unlikely rivals on a summer vacation with one goal in mind: become lovers.
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By Way of the Tides by alwayshv for SilverDragonGemini
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Jul 2025
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As dutiful members of Pansy and Ron's wedding party, Draco and Hermione are forced to put aside their differences and endure each other for a weekend. But what happens when they find themselves sharing a room with only one bed on an island that is surrounded by high tide? Even worse, how long will they hold out until they realize that their hatred might not run as deep as they thought?
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Birthday Terms & (Magical) Conditions by ethereal_mads
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Jun 2025
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Draco Malfoy turns thirty with a bitter divorce, a very precocious five-year-old, and an illegal sex-magic device he never asked for from Theo and Blaise. Hermione Granger accidentally activates it.
Now they’re trapped in Draco's ultimate fantasy involving the inappropriate use of Hermione's bookshop.
It’s fine. Totally fine. Right?
Smut, fluff, meddling Slytherins, and one cinnamon roll Scorpius.
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*Five "bad boy" wizards with hearts of gold.
*Four cunning Slytherins.
*Three witches overheard discussing his "other magic wand."
*Two fools in unadmitted love.
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“You must understand: I had to see you. Despite my better judgment, your blood status, and my family's expectations on such matters, I must place them all aside to ask you to put an end to my misery.”
“I do not follow you, Mr. Malfoy,” she managed to reply, even more confused than before.
“I love you, Miss Granger, most ardently. I cannot repress my affection for you any longer.” Mr. Malfoy swallowed, his Adam’s apple bobbing. “Please do me the honour of accepting my hand—of becoming my wife.”
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❈⋅A Dramione Pride and Prejudice Retelling⋅❈
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- Part 1 of The Most Ardently Universe
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Draco and Harry obviously like each other but they're both too oblivious to realize it.
That's where Hermione, Ron, Pansy, and Blaise come in.
Prompt: "Looks like we'll be trapped for a while..."
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- Part 23 of HP Romance Oneshots
- Part 5 of 2025 Pride Month Fics
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Pansy Parkinson had a brilliant, but petty idea: Hermione should give Ron a taste of his own medicine— after quite the public break up Ron Weasley insists one parading whichever girl he deemed special enough for the night in front of Hermione— and frankly, Pansy had enough of Hermione’s moon eyes.
A petty arrangement is proposed between Hermione and Pansy’s best friend, Draco Malfoy. Hermione refuses at first, not wanting a relationship or a one night stand but when Pansy utters the words “Play Pretend,” followed afterwards by “he’s gay,” well, Hermione saw her chance to make Ron’s head pop off.
Only, things never go according to plan when Pansy is involved. Hermione should have known better. -
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After a string of failed relationships and a Witch Weekly article that proclaims anyone who has dated over twenty people is more likely to end up alone, Draco decides enough is enough. There must’ve been someone in his past who he missed a connection with, so there’s only one thing for it. Hunt down all of his exes and find The One.
What he didn't account for was Harry Potter coming along for the ride.
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Don't Cry Over Spilled Milk by Tea_and_books for briarandbone
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Apr 2025
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This is for the WWW - Good enough to Eat! Quill Quest
Hermione and Pansy own a small café. One small 'slip' leads to a moment of chaos as hidden thoughts are revealed when Hermione's crush comes in for a coffee.
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- Part 1 of Need some milk?