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    Waterlogged, exhausted, battered, and floating down the river in an arrow-marked barrel is the perfect time to ask someone to marry you. Right?

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    Thorin loses his memories due to some accident or other.

    He falls for the beautiful blond by his bedside at first sight but is promptly heartbroken to learn the hobbit (as he explains he is) is married! And to a dwarf no less! But surely no dwarf could be superior to their king, Thorin just needs to prove as much to Bilbo.

    (Inspired by a fic I can’t find but absolutely love where Thorin tries to fight Bilbo’s husband without realising it’s himself)

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    Bilbo should have known better than to ask Gandalf for help. Now, there was a Bilbo from Brea in the future and Consort Bilbo threw back during the Quest, with a Company that still despises him.
    Well, everyone says that Tooks shake things

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    The Company arrives not on the same day as Gandalf’s appearance outside Bag End, but the next day- right around the time of Bilbo’s luncheon to celebrate his venerable Aunt Flora’s birthday. To avoid total scandal and humiliation, he must find some way to hide an ever-growing number of dwarves within Bag End, including one who happens to be his true love. Surely not impossible, but where’s that dratted wizard gotten to…?

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    Thorin finds out that hobbits have tails and purrs when cuddled. Also, he is very possessive of his hobbit. Also, Thorin discovers some differences between hobbits and dwarrows

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    Hobbits do have cycle of hibernation it’s for 6 months of the year all of winter until spring,Bilbo didn’t hibernate while on the quest because he had shit to do so in short Bilbo has his hibernation happen after a disagreement he had with the company so you can guess what happened next, Also hobbits are Scottish aka alikniva the elder language of hobbits aka Scottish Gaelic

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    “Do you think she realizes I have neither a beard nor any axes?” Bilbo said idly. “I mean, of course I know it is an idiomatic phrase, but it is rather funny when you think about it.”

    “You have a beard and axes of the spirit,” Thorin said firmly.

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    Thorin has always been happy to see Bilbo adopt dwarfish ways, until it is pointed out to him that Bilbo, not actually being a dwarf, might be happier in their marriage if Thorin were to make a bit of effort to adopt some hobbitish ways in turn.

     

    Naturally, Thorin goes about this in a sensible and moderate manner.

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    “It sounds to me, Thorin son of Thrain, like you need a burglar.” Gandalf suppressed the grin that threatened to overtake his face.

    “I suppose you have one you’d like to recommend.” The King raised a brow.

    “There is one who has done a great many tasks for me over the years.” Gandalf thought of how best to introduce her. “A Hobbit. One with much experience with these kinds of tasks.”

    The King hummed confirmation.

    Now Gandalf just had to go find the blasted girl.

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    Faced with dwarven law, Belladonna finds herself agreeing to a different kind of contract to join to quest for Erebor.

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    «You may keep your secrets, but you won’t keep me from watching this.»
    «I assure you, it’s nothing of interest, really, the result is all that matters – and it’s dark here, so-»
    «Show me.»
    A harsh command, one he didn’t intend to make sound like that, voice raspy and low as he struggled to swallow. Bilbo seemed to do the same, the blush of his face dripping onto his neck and exposed chest, jolting nervously.
    Yet it wasn’t mere timidity, and Thorin recognized the sentiment only because he could feel it smouldering under his very skin, dangerous slithering lava that’d eventually scorch its way to surface.
    Hunger.
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    Set some nights after the Carrock, with two idiots who need their bodies to speak what their mouths cannot.
    In medias res - we jump straight to action like Bilbo jumped in front of Azog.

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    If someone had asked Bilbo Baggins what was his happiest memory of Bag End, Bilbo would have said the faces of his parents when they looked at each other in their smial, the loving smile of his mother and the devoted look of his father.

    In his twenty years of life, nothing had been as special as the precious moments between his parents, their pure love that made him determined to find his soulmate in this world, the one their Valar, Yavanna, had gifted them.

    And, their memories, had been Bilbo's happiness until he was fifty.

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    5 times Thorin doesn't speak his feelings for Bilbo +1 in which he does

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    Bilbo stays at Erebor and then shares a elevenses with his king

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    In which Bilbo proves himself as the reigning conkers champion and Thorin realizes that it kind of....really does it for him.

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    Дис потащила Торина на мастер класс по садоводству в честь дня рождения её сыновей. Торин с растениями никогда не ладил, однако пойти согласился. Чего он точно не ожидал, так это потерять голову от очаровательного владельца цветочного магазина. Благодаря своей бездарности в уходе за растениями и неуёмному любопытству, он выставляет себя полным дураком, и это, пожалуй, лучшее, что с ним когда-либо случалось.

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    This is an alternate universe where their are still the separate species but Thorin is not king under the mountain just a local lord.

    Because their family isn't doing so well, Bilbo family has been sent them off to work for a noble as a house servant as to make more income to help feed his new ward Frodo.

    Bilbo has heard many tales of how servant are often called to their masters bedchambers and most servants wish for it in hopes of being good enough to be made a mistress or hopefully even get pregnant so as to not want for anything ever again.

    Bilbo is one of the rare sort that wants nothing to do with that or that life.

    His master takes a liking to him anyways. Bilbo can't help but return that interest.

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    Bilbo comes back from his travel with new clothes to try on.

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    A family fluff moment, with Hobbit-Merman Bilbo, and his Dwarven husband Thorin Oakenshield, with his two nephews Fíli and Kíli

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    We've reached the end as we know it, and somebody's toes are about to curl.

    As a side note: I listened to Paula Abdul’s “Rush Rush” on repeat as I wrote this. I can so see Thranduil slowly taking off his clothes for Thorin to this song.

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    Thranduil is all like..."What the actual fuck, Thorin!"

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    Bilbo is not a pushover. He is Bilbo Baggins of Bag End, head of the Baggins-family, and son of Belladona Took and Bungo Baggins. He is proud of his family name, and a respectable Gentlehobbit! And he currently has thirteen dwarrow and a wizard in his smial... Maybe he can be a bit of a pushover at times. Also, why is The King Under the Mountain looking at him like that...?

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    Gandalf decides to not be cryptid for once, and haves a proper conversation with Bilbo. Soon, our Hobbit finds himself on a daring adventure, and with thirteen overprotective dwarrow at his hands.
    (I'll try to update when I have time, most likely around weekends)

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