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    After the war dragged on for years, after Harry Potter died and the world fractured, the Ministry promised peace. Instead, it rewrote the laws, buried the bodies, and sealed the records.
    Draco Malfoy—silent, wandless, and still the most dangerous man in the room—is days away from being erased.
    Hermione Granger tried to stay out of it. She really did. She tried to forget the war. She tried to play the part—healer, wife, survivor.
    But when she learns the truth, she’s left with one impossible choice: Let them erase him or marry him herself.
    He saved her life once upon a time.
    Now she’s saving his.

    OR

    How the Ministry tried to kill him, bury him, and take everything he had, but he got a wife instead.

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    After the tragic loss of her entire family on October 31, 1981 Amara Potter-Black found herself burdened with a title she considered tacky and a scar that would forever mark her forehead. So why by Merlin’s beard, would the wizarding world think that she would want anything to do with their war is beyond her. As far as she’s concerned? She’s a child, a student at Hogwarts in the ‘grand’ house of Slytherin. That the portraits back at home were always going on about, but after this year, she just really wants to go home.

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    25/?
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    A romantic dark comedy/nightmare.

    Just him and me. And my ghost, his scar, a broken hero, a puppet-master, and a war that was supposed to be over.

    (... and prophetic moons, one eyed witches, a death wish, and too many broken promises)

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    The war is over. The Dark Lord is dead. But in the shadows of Azkaban, a secret festers.

    When an offhand line in the Daily Prophet suggests Draco Malfoy is still imprisoned approaching the five year anniversary of the end of the war, Auror Hermione Granger at the department of Magical Law Enforcement uncovers a truth the Ministry has buried for years: Malfoy was never tried, never convicted and does not seem to exist on record.

    Tasked with facilitating the rehabilitation of someone who hates her back into society, it quickly becomes clear to Hermione that something or someone never intended him to escape.

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    6/?
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    Four year old Harry Potter has it rough at the Dursleys. Vernon has got ever more brutal as Harry has got older, he lives worse than a neglected house elf. After one particularly brutal beating, Harry’s magic tries to save him, and he unintentionally conjures a patronus charm. This finds its way to one moody potions master- who quickly realises nobody else will do what he has been asked to do. This leaves Severus tasked with pulling them both from the grips of Dumbledore and his intricate plans- whilst finding his way with a troubled little boy who can't help but steal his heart.

    (updated regularly from 09/25. This was an old fic I wrote as a teenager, and I have fully re-worked the beginning, allowing me to continue the story. I am still editing the first half if you are reading this, for plot hole patches etc. If you are an old reader, and it isn't quite as you remember it, this is why! Hope you enjoy:) )

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    “I’m scared, Cee, I’m not ready to die.”
    “I know, I’m not ready to die either.”

    Cecilia Alderidge, perfect grades, perfect friends, a perfect witch, and perfectly in control… or so she thought. But she has secrets to hide, magic she can’t control, and time is slowly slipping away from her.

    Harry Potter, the boy who lived, with allies and enemies around every corner, now he seems destined to be thrown into danger at every turn.

    Until September 1993, Harry and Cecilia hardly gave each other a second thought, but soon it seems that their fates are more intertwined than they ever could have know. The magic in their blood can be sniffed out from afar, like smoke in the wind on a starless night. No one is ever truly safe at Hogwarts.

    This work follows Cecilia’s story at Hogwarts and heavily revolves around the golden trio with some important original characters, and is a mix of the films and the books.

    PoA: Chapters One- Twenty Six
    GoF: Chapters Twenty Seven- Sixty Seven
    OotP: In Progress

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    74/?
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    The wizarding community has always despised non-humans.
    They have crafted artifacts from their bodies and brewed potions from their remains.
    Wizards treat anything with human-like intelligence as either slaves or animals.

    What will happen when this society, trapped in bygone ages, comes face to face with the demigods?

    This is the story of two peoples: some yearning for peace and solitude, others craving power and enslavement.
    Wizards and demigods will only be able to coexist in blood.

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    12/31
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    Harry has been horribly abused by his relatives his entire life, until one day something awakens in him, and he takes revenge.

    Incredibly dark and graphically violent. Various pairings across the story, but the main one is Harry/Draco.

    This is NOT a complete work! More chapters are being added.

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    58/?
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    Confused about Grindelwald’s plan to use Credence to assassinate Dumbledore, an overworked Abernathy sought eagerly for another way to take down Dumbledore and impress his boss. After his chat with Queenie after Paris, he began to discover a long-buried secret about Dumbledore and Grindelwald. What he’s gonna do next would take this game of chess to directions previously unimaginable.

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    'It is wholly justified to question the motives of those who refuse transparency - what reason could a werewolf have for evading lawful registration, if not the concealment of dangerous intent?’

    As the war rages on and the Ministry is slowly being taken over by Death Eaters, the fearful masses are looking for a scapegoat. Werewolves are under more scrutiny than ever, and Lyall Lupin is using the little authority he still has to keep his son's identity from being exposed.
    He crosses someone vengeful, and the Lupins are forced to lie low at the Potter Mansion for a while. With only two days left before the full moon, with Lyall desperate to keep their secret, and Remus struggling to tell his father the truth.

    Or: A Lupin fic containing a complicated father-son relationship, lots of werewolf politics, a baby gay runaway Sirius and some unexpected connections.

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    A Harry Potter series rewrite.

    Toil and Trouble, the first installment of a trilogy, reimagines the pre-Hogwarts years, followed by the first four at the castle. Our favourite characters wrestle with adolescence, prejudice, and shifting loyalties within the corridors of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The adults, too, step up — determined to keep the children safe as shadows gather on the horizon.

    Here commences the tale of a generation destined to be tested.

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    5/40
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    Hermione Granger just wanted a normal last year at Hogwarts. So, leave it to the Ministry to ruin everything.

    The war ended in many casualties, and the Ministry fears claims that the new generation of young adults will face a generational depression after their own roles have ended. Under the preface of inter-house unity, dispelling misunderstandings about magical bodies, and instilling the students with the confidence to leave Hogwarts and start families, the Ministry forces returning eighth years to take Magical Health and Sexual Education.

    But it couldn’t just be a ploy to get free labor from the students after a large poaching incident was uncovered? …Right?

    Or; Hermione Granger is forced to co-parent an egg with Draco Malfoy for a school project

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    6/?
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    She's not supposed to be here-not this late, not this loud, and definitely not in Gryffindor.

    The Crouch family is ancient, noble, and obsessed with tradition.

    Emily? Not so much.

    She arrives at Hogwarts four years behind, cloaked in secrets and wielding a mysterious magic no one understands. From sneaking into the Forbidden Forest to chasing chaos with a more haunted Professor Fig, Emily is anything but a typical Crouch.

    She's a rule-breaker, a people-pleaser, and-worst of all-a Gryffindor.

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    A Hogwarts Legacy retelling that deepens familiar characters, sharpens the stakes, and reimagines the story through the eyes of someone who was never supposed to be part of it.

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    23/?
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    The war is over, Voldemort is dead, and everyone is celebrating. Well, not everyone - Sirius is too busy terrorizing the Ministry over their new anti-creatures legislation. And when he's not hexing Mrs Umbrigde's bob hot pink, he's trying to get Remus to marry him. For legal reasons, of course. He just doesn't want his best friend to get exiled. So he proposes, like any good mate would. Totally platonic. Uh-uh.

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    Mike pulled away, his eyes flitting across Will’s face—his tear-stained cheeks and red eyes—and he didn’t even have a moment’s hesitation before he said, “Then… we’ll go crazy together.”

    Will’s mouth quirked even as his eyes welled with tears once again. “Yeah? Crazy together?”

    Mike chuckled through the lump in his own throat. “Yeah. You’re not facing this alone, Will."

    With Will’s name broadcasted in the Daily Prophet as the new generation’s very own Boy-Who-Lived, he faces new challenges in his Second Year of Hogwarts.

    Another more imminent threat still lingers, even despite the Veil’s connection to the World of the Living closed, and Will must continue to tread very carefully like Professor Morganach originally forewarned.

    But the question follows:

    Will anyone notice the danger brewing on Will’s doorstep before it’s too late?

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    16/16
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    Harry James Potter nigdy nie istniał. Jego imię było tylko częścią prawdy, starannie dobraną dla mas. Nikt nigdy nie miał się dowiedzieć o jego prawdziwym pochodzeniu, jednak jeden stary czarodziej przekreśla te plany zabierając Harry'ego od maltretujących go mugoli i pokazując mu świat należny mu z urodzenia. Hadar więc wkracza w świat skomplikowanych układów z jeszcze bardziej skomplikowaną przeszłością niż miał do tej pory, ale i zwiedzą, której nie zdobyłby pod Privet Drive 4. Czy Beauxbattons pomoże mu zachować pozory bycia dzieckiem, takim jak inne? Ile blizn skrywa skóra Chłopca - Który - Przeżył? Czy Blackowie przetrwają spisek jasności? Co skrywa Noc Duchów roku 1981 i ile namieszała w niej Lily Evans? Jak ważne w świecie czarodziejów są bratnie dusze?

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    28/100
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    1,555
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    Five years after the war, Hermione Granger is a shell of who she once was. Locked away in an insane asylum, her mind fragmented by what she saw/did during a mission.

    The Ministry claims she was driven mad by Bella's cursed blade.

    When a new law passes, that requires the rehabilitation and release of all children of war, Hermione is to be set free. However, there's a stipulation: someone must take responsibility of her or she will remain institutionalised indefinitely.

    Riddled with guilt, Draco Malfoy steps up.

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    Chapters:
    28/30
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    43,917
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    Hermione Granger had run away from England. Divorced and left a single mother, she packed up her two kids and fled to a coastal town on the East Coast of America. A year after her spontaneous move, her daughter Rose starts school and a little boy in her class has a familiar color of hair. Hermione is suddenly face to face with an exiled Draco Malfoy. When their kids inevitably become friends, Hermione and Draco are forced into a hard situation

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    Chapters:
    20/35
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    238
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    101
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    10,345
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    The Ministry has turned marriage into machinery. The wolf stands at her side, but power writes decrees sharper than fangs. Behind the laws, conspiracies deepen, and someone is already waiting to turn her fight into his game.

    Series
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    43,650
    Chapters:
    16/16
    Comments:
    4
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    18
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    4
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    898
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    “Thanks,” Harry muttered. He stopped pacing and leaned both hands on the table, breathing hard. “And it’s not even like there’s proof. Just... whispers. A sighting near a village called Ashwick Vale. A cursed manuscript in Knockturn. A dark artifact that ‘felt familiar.’ Honestly, I’d like to see anyone else step up for once.”

    “Of course it’s me,” Harry muttered again, pacing the sitting room like a storm cloud in motion. “Not Kingsley. Not the whole damn Department. Me.”

     

    Years after the war, whispers begin to surface, dark magic in a quiet village, a shadow from the past that refuses to fade.
    Harry Potter, now the Ministry’s top Auror, is sent to investigate. His search leads him to Ashwick Vale, where the view was breathtaking, the villagers warm-hearted, and the local headmaster more interesting than Harry expected.

    Marvolo Gaunt is brilliant, composed, and oddly charming. He runs a magical school tucked between the hills and seems to know Harry better than he should.

    The village is peaceful and beautiful.
    And the longer Harry stays, the harder it is to remember why he came in the first place.

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    5/?
    Comments:
    48
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    28
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    1,655

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