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The Unofficial Chronicles of the Hogwarts Ghost Council Volume IV: Election and Exasperation by mafh
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Sep 2025
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It's time to elect a new chairperson of the Hogwarts Ghost Council. The usual chaos erupts.
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The Legend of Sparrow Jones, Book 1, Part 4: In Which Test Prep is Battle Readiness by Chord
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Sep 2025
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Sparrow and her crew must now study hard, and fast, for the first test of their abilities will come sooner than they think, as Professor Budge drafts them for the rescue of Hogsmeade. In such study our heroes will make more than one risky magical discovery -- but surely, whatever aids them is safe, surely. Surely each of these children will not endanger themselves or others. It is not as though they are reckless teenagers, no, not at all.
What could go wrong?
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- Part 4 of The Legend of Sparrow Jones
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Harry Potter and the Legend of the Founders by Leonore4
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Sep 2025
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Harry James Potter has always had a knack for getting into trouble. But when he wakes up with the memories of Salazar Slytherin, it's a bad day even by his standards. Worse still: Nothing anyone says about the founder of Slytherin is true. In reality, it's much, much worse. How is he supposed to tell his friends this? Especially when they're slowly starting to remember too?
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The Unofficial Chronicles of the Hogwarts Ghost Council Volume III: Hunters and Haunted by mafh
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Sep 2025
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It's time for the Hogwarts ghosts' sestercentennial field trip!
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The Unofficial Chronicles of the Hogwarts Ghost Council Volume II: Bedlam and Bagshot by mafh
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Aug 2025
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The Hogwarts ghosts try to scare Mathilda Bagshot out of her new job, but she mistakes every haunting for tea with old friends.
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The Unofficial Chronicles of the Hogwarts Ghost Council Volume I: Umbrage and Umbridge by mafh
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Jul 2025
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When Hogwarts’ ghosts stage a spectacularly incompetent haunting, Dolores Umbridge responds with a six-foot decree and a barrage of bureaucratic nonsense.
Naturally, Peeves and company aren’t about to take that lying down.
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Harry Potter and the Random Muggle by ChroniclerofChange
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Jul 2025
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Harry Potter, a famous wizard and a random muggle who does random things.
(Please note that author is doing this for themselves and for shit and giggles. Everyone's probably ooc lol. Also note that author has a crippling hatred for ocs and hates all ocs in this fanfic, we'll see how that changes over time. Author can tolerate them but will try to make them suffer as much as possible. Will make fun of tropes because I can and you can't stop me. No beta, I don't want anyone I know to ever read this.)
NEW NOTE: Brother and best friend knows now and is kind of beta read idk
P.S I can actually tolerate some ocs to a certain degree
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Harry Potter died. Again. Now he's stuck between managing a ghost strike, annoying HR complaints, and Chaos selling protest merch. Being Death was not in the retirement plan.
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- Part 2 of Death Incarnate (Not Optional)
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989 AD. Saxon King Æthelræd is unsteady on his throne, faced with the increasing threat of Danish invasion into England. Villages are ravaged by both armies. In the Danelaw region of England, a young Norse healer named Helga cares for children orphaned by war; and when one begins to show signs of magical abilities, Helga – herself one of the most gifted witches in the Danelaw – realizes that if enough magical children are left with no parents to teach them, then the use of magic might die out in England forever. Helga thus resolves to collect the orphaned witches and wizards of war-torn England and take them somewhere to be educated in safety and secrecy. To accomplish this, she seeks out the aid of Goderic, a Saxon wizard in the king’s household, to bridge the cultural gap. They enlist the Welsh druidess Rhonwen, who uses her scrying glass to locate all of the magical children on the island. And together the three trek north to the Highlands, where they approach the reclusive Basque wizard Salazar with a proposition – to turn the ruined Roman fort on his land into the center of England’s magical education.
The story of the Founders, placed in the most accurate historical and cultural context possible. Please review!
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Gryffindor house bands together in chaotic solidarity, plotting, and scheming— holding onto hope and hot chocolate.
From first years to ghosts, portraits, and even centaurs, everyone grows increasingly desperate for James and Sirius to finally kiss.Spoiler Alert: They Do Not.
[ The works in this series are connected. Please read them in order ]
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- Part 2 of You & Me Forevermore
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Heather Dursley and the Unending Sponsorship by Farrahwaylande
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Apr 2025
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Heather's Potion store has reached new heights! she's officially dating Draco, she's a sponsor for the Chudley Cannons, she wrote a book, honestly, she's tired of all the attention.
Neville is Suffering.
he was allowed to go to the Quidditch world cup, Only because he's personal friends with Heather Dursely, richest Warlock in the Wizarding world.
he's stuck in a tournament he doesn't want to be in.
he's gay.
his Antlers are killing him, figuratively.
his scars are killing him, literally.
and he's gay.Series
- Part 4 of The Experimentation of H. Dursley
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(I hope) a long fic about the origins of Hogwarts and its first generation of students. No time travels, no golden era characters, just pure founders era.
I don't know how often I'll update this, but I don't want to abandon it in the near future. As a person with attention problems (don't want to self-diagnose adhd) with a looot of things to do, idk when I'll find the time to write, but I'll find it!
I might change hashtags and warnings as I write (tbh idk if I can) because I still don't know where this thing will go.
for now I'll write shorter chapters but maybe I'll make them longer.
english isn't my first language, so feel free to tell me in the comments if I make any mistakes!
enjoy the read!!
p.s.: I do not support J. K. Rowling transphobic ideas.
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To Survive All Else - Addenda & Appendices by Angeluscaligo, Thinksy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling, Harry Potter: Hogwarts Mystery (Video Game), LEGO Harry Potter (Video Games)
27 Jan 2025
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A place to put all of my extra-canonical stuff, so I don't have to stuff it within the main-story of "To Survive All Else". Consider this my personal version of Pottermore.
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- Part 1 of To Survive All Else
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Harry Potter dies because of the explosion caused by Gilderoy Lockhart's failed memory charm in the Chamber of Secrets. When choosing between death and returning as a ghost, he chooses to become a ghost.
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When danger strikes at the heart of Hogwarts, a first-year student’s brave actions set off a chain of events that unites the castle like never before. With friendships forged and rivalries set aside, the magic of Hogwarts awakens to protect its own in a way no one could have imagined.
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The Peacock and His Little Tulip by AmericanWizard7, BellaSweet04
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Nov 2024
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Esme was taught at an early age that she was her parent's daughter, always be honest, and magic wasn't real. On her 11th birthday, everything changes when she learns she is adopted and also a witch. Determined to discover her past, she sets off to Hogwarts where she makes new friends, uncovers family secrets, and changes the view of others with her bubbly and innocent personality.
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Harry Potter re-imagined with one vital change. How would Harry's life change if Aunt Petunia was never married to Vernon Dursley.
A more caring Aunt adopts Harry after the death of her sister, who she has not spoken to in years, will change his journey in the wizarding world.
How his story unfolds, as a result, is drastically different.Series
- Part 1 of Harry Evans Series
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a glint of light on broken glass by LettersFromTheWindmill
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Oct 2024
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or 'Remus Lupin, Sirius Black and The Goblet of Fire'.
The second instalment in my re-write which takes into account the real world lunar calendar. Read the first book here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/51944077/chapters/131351527 to see how it changed things in The Prisoner of Azkaban.
SPOILERS for a winterbluegreenstar below...
This story begins with Remus and Sirius moving into 12 Grimmauld Place, in preparation for a summer visit from Harry. What they will find there though is much more than either expected... A rewrite of Goblet of Fire, with what would have happened if Harry had had two very attentive mentors with nothing better to do than start working out trying to make everyones lives better.
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- Part 2 of A Winterbluegreen Star
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Sun-burned Flowers at Noon by orphan_account
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter: Magic Awakened (Video Game)
19 Aug 2024
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Simon Talmadge, an awkward morally questionable muggle-born Gryffindor, befriends (and goes mad over) the wild handsome delinquent Slytherin boy Gwydion Idris
Starting the one and only misfits clubThe written story of the “Personal Space” Sidequest in Harry Potter magic awakened.
Warning! There will be angst! And the ending will be sad! This is also a slow burn, like slow, slow, so be weary!
Also I don’t have a scheduled updating schedule sadly, but I work as fast as I can :)This is a work in progress currently and…
I DONT SUPPORT JKR; SHE IS A BIGOTED COW,
(Sorry for changing the name a bunch used to be “It’s all forgotten now” then it was “All my soul” now it’s this—this will stay the title)
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MWWW I by BittersweetBunnyLover
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Aug 2024
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What if Marinette and her classmates were witches and wizards? What if Hogwarts was in England instead of Scotland?
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